I was 100% expecting this to be about how the twitter guy is a serial rapist.

No one who speaks German can be bad.

There’s still time for him to go full-on Milkshake Duck.

There’s still time.

Sgt. Carter: Pyle!

You guys ever see the one where he upset Sgt Carter? Oh, I’ll never forget that episode.

Seinfeld: You should probably stop playing Wolverine before you and the audience start getting tired of it.

I like the way he emphasizes “FAT LADY”, like he’s calling Thanos a fat lady. Oh man, there’s no infinity stone that’ll heal that sick burn.

It’s not over till the fat lady sings. Wow. Comic book writing was stellar back then.

That was exactly my concern with Civil War. Frankly I didn’t see how they could cram that many supers into a single movie - including introducing two new ones - and have it make a damn bit of sense. But (IMO) they nailed it. Given that this is directed by the same guys, I remain cautiously optimistic.

Oh, fuck that.…

It’s funny, there was some discussion on one of the articles here about Justice Leagues score and super hero scores in general being boring lately. While not iconic like the John Williams Superman or Elfman Batman score, I think the Avengers main theme is recognizable and still works.

What was the highest point of the Event to you guys and gals? I personally loved the wedding fight where no one was wearing their normal oufit.

If your entire motivation is to save your Nazi Supergirl wife, and you need a Supergirl for that, why would you attack the Earth that normally has zero Supergirls? Like what if Kara had to work that day and couldn’t make it to the wedding.

you couldn’t just use your Jesus magic or whatever?

I AM ROOT

“Ball Peen Hammer” is sitting right there, man!

No way. Package deal.

Fun fact: they had to do the same thing with Michael Ian Black in Wet Hot American Summer.

They were replaced with Henry Cavill’s mustache

I’m also having doubts about the Marvel writer “Guy Incognito.”