Angelic Hamm doesn’t thrill me...I’m crossing over to deviled Hamm!

Baba Booey!

Baba Booey!

I'm gonna miss this place and you guys.

Ernie the Kinja Tech Needs to Stop Jizzing on Journalism

I'm sure I'm alive but why!!?!!??

Time for some final avatar/comment synergy…

Titty babies need the most attention!

"Have it your way"makes it a whole lot more sense now.

See you in hell!

END OF DAYS, BITCHES!

END OF DAYS BITCHES!

I managed a Hardee's in Myrtle Beach for three years. Everyone called it "Party Hardee's" 'cause of the buttload of drugs I was moving through there. I was "sick" the day of the raid. Got tipped off by this detective whose daughter I saved from drowning. But I… I can't go back there. He won't look the other way again

And now its time for the easiest part of any CEO's job…the cancellations. Now while i wasn't able to cancel every show i wanted to I have cancelled A LOT of you. OITNB you're cancelled, House of Cards you're cancelled..Iron Fist you're gone. Master of None i like your hustle…thats why it was so hard to cancel you.

This is perfect.

Put a pinch of AV Club sage in your boots and all day it's spicy scent is your reward!

But its an entertaining lie and in the end isn't that the real truth?

Hi im Brecky and i'm not an SNL cast member any more.

Hey pal did you get a load of the nerd?

Who doesn't?!