Well, I for one am still getting my head around that women actually don’t want me to masturbate in front of them. I mean, who knew???

“This is not the greatest excuse in the wooorrrrld. This is just a tribute!”

Ah, the old “taken out of context” defense. Walkin’ it back here, boss, walkin’ it back.

I don’t remember any of those things.

AVClub user Anus Presley enjoyed how they reiterated what was an “extremely brief” tweet, which he also called “straightforward.” Given that this was directly under the tweet, he also said it was “good reporting.”

I like how they reiterated what this extremely brief, straightforward tweet said directly under it, in case we somehow missed it. Now that’s good reporting!

My main question is: What part of Toy Soldiers connected to something called a “Rodeo Burger?”

This is the new AV Club now, baby!

This is a 2-day old tweet, did that really warrant another story about this?

I’m sorry. We still live in a world in which Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star exists. And Sandler has yet to apologize or atone for his crimes. So I don’t have to admit anything.

In a way it’s kind of like Eddie Murphy - money is made off of silly/stupid but you know that there is something *there* that could make another Dreamgirls... but he Norbits.

Soiler alert!!!!

Gosh, who broke your neck in a pointless retread of a superior original?

They’re back! in PORG form.

I hope that porgs turn out to be something that Chewbacca eats like popcorn.

No, I am not ever “buying my tickets now” for a movie out a couple of months from now. It won’t be leaving theatres for ages when it’s out anyway.

Much like fair treatment from the police, mixing sports and politics is something exclusively for white people.

Well, you should have heard about what she said about Szechuan dipping sauce....

She really crossed the line there politicizing something like Football. Unconscionable. It’s a game, there’s no place there for politics whatsoever. It’s the move of a true coward. Only a truly ineffectual and weak person would do something so petty, someone who has no actual power. Like the Vice President.

Awful statue, but still no match for Cristiano Ronaldo’s.