Girls Santo, boys kiss girls

*raises fists*

No, but if you get 5 punches on your white knight card you get a free White Castle burger.

And she broke the cardinal vegetarian rule, never follow a meat eater to a second location!

Oh Enquido, you are the living end!

Last night I was watching the Harvest Festival episode of Parks & Rec and this was practically verbatim the sentiment held by the owner of the salad restaurant Leslie was talking to.

Now you got me in the mood for a California Cheeseburger.

*Cue funky bass*

Court at night? I'm laughing already!

When they built the pipeline it was the most important day of your life but for me…It was Tuesday!

I'm not normally a praying man but if you're up there…

But threepwood the trank, the trank.

Wow, that is one gay lion.

Make him a quadriplegic and telekinetic and he could just do Mind Quad the movie.

The rest of the cast got noticeably heavier…are we sure they didn't eat her?

She knows what she did

The horribleness of The View has nothing on the horribleness that is The Talk.

Death, you sir have the boorish manners of a Yalie!

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The A.V. Club ?

Sausage Soiree