Better start eating, kid!

"He kept NOT seeing it"

Poor Robocop you're seeing things, you've been eating too much sheep or too little…I forgot how that works with you. Anyway you haven't eaten exactly the right amount of sheep.

If this election gives you gas, swallowing Trump will certainly give the earth explosive diarrhea.

5 4 3 2…Banana!

Did your husband come home last night? Because mine didn't.

Interestingly enough Blunt was signed on to play Black Widow and dropped out then Scarlett took over the role. I think it worked out for the best but after last night I would have like to have seen what Emily did with that role.

CHONK left me in tears which is not something SNL has done to me before.

No, now keep your mouth shut!

Sexcentenary! I thought they shut that place down!

You know, of the New Haven Fuckboys

Well uh she wants to bring jazz and food and poetry back to Harlem or something.

Im looking forward to trying this Crystal Methpsi ive been hearing so much about.

You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to pussy grabbing college!

We have books about tv!

Ambivalent? I'm guessing

…Holy shit

Awwww alley pussy.

Who?

Let's sacrifice him to our gooooooods!