A cop got away with murder. Yes, he was black. But had he been convicted, it would have sent the message that cops are fallible and can make mistakes. It still fits the pattern: blue lives are more important than black lives.

I love the cluster fuck what Steam sales are always: servers are down, prices are wrong, everything is just broken :D

The British would at least be able to vote upon and adopt a constitution in modern times, instead of being bound to one passed 228 years ago and chock-full of all kinds of undemocratic stuff.

Yeah. The men-must-always-be-fucking-assholes gene is definitely passed down from dribbling fuck-stick to dribbling fuck-stick.

Well, I mean he’s not lying. If you’ve got certain genetics, you get paid less, so I guess in that sense it is genetic?

I ALSO LOVE ‘JOKES SETH CAN’T TELL’ but I also love Jenny. They should fire two white dudes on two other late night shows and give them to Jenny and Amber instead. Seth can keep his show, I like Seth.

I legit love this debate. Don’t care how y’all pronounce it, just love the perpetual debate.

I say jif and I will never stop.

She’s also one of the Drunk History superstars

The fatality comes with the 7:00am text the next day: “Sweetie, do they still call it the walk of shame?”

Those look way too similar to thumbnails I have absolutely not seen on Pornhub.

Vagina of Sauron.

It’s all about the lining.

Drake is serving young Luke Perry.

It does beg the question of where are golf courses?

Meanwhile, back at the Bethesda’s lawyers cave.

Now I’m just imagining a Fallout Scribblenauts game.

I agree. I like this creation club.

It’s unintentionally the better of the two Creation Clubs.

It’s okay, everyone. He’s just going deep for his next major role, in which plays a retired actor.