Does this mean, in the future, sinks will be edible?

But spackle is like $2...

The science of oenology pretty much leveled the playing field.

Or a flat 0% since it was in Europe.

According to the Salty Waitress, 25% after tax on the value of the wine you actually got, plus a 10% condolences fee because the poor server feels bad about making a mistake. 

#kinjad

See also: toothpaste as drywall filler.

Your comment seems to have completely missed the article about wine and landed in this one about ramen repairs. Unless port involves noodles, in which case I’m very confused.

This is a “landlord special”. You broke the sink and need a cosmetic fix until you get your security deposit back. 

“We should all be so fortunate as to drink something very expensive by pure accident, at least once in our lives.” 

A 5 grand bottle is less for taste than prestige and show, I’m betting

That makes more sense, works better than wadded up newspaper. Conveniently left that part out of the video.

Thats...

It’s just a scaffold to hold the bondo or spackle or whatever in place until it hardens. But ramen is a pretty stupid option for the scaffold (except as an internet prank). You’d be better off using foam or shredded paper or Easter basket grass or something like that. 

Yep. The ramen is just a scaffold to hold the goop in place until it hardens around it.

Seems to be some missing parts.  Looks like some Bondo might have gotten added at some point along the way.

Please remove this video from the internet before my landlord gets any ideas.

Maybe I’m an unsophisticated rube, but shouldn’t someone willing to spend 300+ dollars on bottle of wine be able to tell that it was actually a 5000 dollar bottle? Otherwise, maybe they should just order something cheaper. Maybe some internet sommeliers will steer me straight.

Now I demand to see a video where a porcelain sink is ground into flour, and mixed with eggs to make ramen noodles.