dreams2022
Dreams2022
dreams2022

That’s a lot of fucking candy for one movie

It5's like the speed limit.

When I was in my late teens/early 20s, and Tripp pants were a thing, I could practically carry in a whole concession stand by myself.

+1 Adam West.

“Oh, and if the theatre serves alcohol and you bring your own you might be endangering their liquor license so please don’t!!”

If you're eating edibles or ESPECIALLY if you're taking hallucinogens, make sure you have a guaranteed ticket to the flick!! Don't be the sad couple who got turned away from "Wizard of Oz" because we sold out and had to wander into the cold, slow, boring Sunday evening while just starting to feel their acid kick in.

I’m pretty sure he meant diabetic but fucked it up. Either way, I know people from camps and they certainly wouldn't have made the same demand.

Pot edibles typically hit you 30-60 mins after eating them, and the high lasts for ~6 hours. Why would you need to bring any in?

It's a rule, not a law, weirdo.

I don’t like the creamed corn they sell at this movie theater, it’s too crunchy.

Some theaters make 110% of their revenue of concession sales, i.e. they actually lose money on the tickets but count on food and drink revenue to make it up. Regardless, unless actually allowed by the treater, I’d imagine the rules for bringing outside food in are exactly the same as bringing your own meal to your

This is alarming behavior, and I’m concerned for your wellbeing. I’d feel better if you could name any movie you’ve seen not starring Jason Biggs.

Expensive soda and popcorn allow them to sell you a movie ticket for less than $30. Theaters pay so much for the films they show, and they get to keep such a small margin on their ticket sales, most of their profit, really most of what keeps them in business, comes from overpriced concessions. I’ve seen more than one

I know you semi gave a pass but commandment 1 should be “If you can buy it at the concession stand, don’t bring it in”. Otherwise you’re just being cheap. Yes, the stand is run for severe profit, but your ticket is break even for the theater (or at a loss, depending on the number of buyers). Unless you want them to

Order a pizza, and then get argumentative with the employee who tries to stop you, because this is America.  

She’s your wife, you should know by now that she can't go left.

I want to go to the movies with you.

Thanks. I just hit my wife in the eye with a quarter because she brought me a drink and I instinctively tipped because of this column.

Always tip the ticket taker. If you can’t afford to tip the ticket taker 85%, you can’t afford to go to the movies. Full stop, no exceptions.

No mention of how much I should tip the ticket taker for ignoring my shrimp salad sandwich and 22oz can of Steel Reserve?