Cute, but better hidden is that you can save Uncle Ben if you set the internal clock back about 10 years ;)

All the Catholics are secretly atheists and only go to church for business contacts. 

Are you complaining about someone using an elevator(that you’re also in, by the way) instead of walking up 4 flights, while complaining about... pushing a button in said elevator?

“Hey we got a bug report, some Orthodox Jews are spawning on Saturdays.”

“That’s great - a nod of respect to our faith! What did you say it was called again?”

Doubt there’s a smoking easter egg today on 4/20

I’m not sure what else you’d call it but “Easter egg” seems a bit flippant in this case. :/

I’m wrestling internally with something being identified as an ‘Easter’ egg when so closely tied to Jewish orthodox faith. Granted, The Last Supper was a Passover dinner, so it’s not like there is *no* relationship between the faiths. Perhaps, however, this particular embedded surprise should have been known as a…

Ok. That’s cool.

excuse me citizen, since you’re going to hell anyway, can you do me a favor...

I didn’t notice because I was busy being freakin’ Spider-Man, 3 times in a row before taking a break and 100% the game a 4th time with the Raimi suit.

Seriously, though.. I haven’t gone back to a game this much since before I became an “adult”.

The United States of America, the country you and I live in, has never had a king. The British colonies had a king. Also, point of order the colonies didn’t “get rid” of the king. It’s not like he was hanging out in Pittsburgh.

We had king. We got rid of him.

Then we became a new country.

Do try to keep up dear. 

That doesn’t really make sense but okay.

Yuma is in the fucking desert. It ain’t easy to cross anything down there. 

You said you were too old to know who those people are and I guessed 70 or 80. Unless what you really meant was that you don’t pay attention to popular culture or movies or TV and age has nothing to do with it.

so like..70/80? 

It is not a challenge in the sense of it being hard to do or “challenging”, but more of a sense of “I challenge you to do this really stupid thing”.

When we were kids, it was called a “dare”. Now it’s called a “challenge”. Same thing.

Nice to see we’ve come full circle as a species...