I never understood how murdering someone on your doorstep would lead to good things in the near future. You’d think you would just answer the door, be like “nah, you got the wrong place” and move on with your night.

There are dark timelines, but I think we’re in a dumb timeline.

Blackberry seeds are the worst, like trying to chew on tiny diamonds. 

... this is the most inexplicably discomforting ad I’ve ever seen. I’m pretty sure this would have made me deeply uncomfortable even pre-I❤️TS-fiasco, when I still thought Hiddleston was irresistibly magnetic. Now I just feel kind of ... embarrassed for him? (I’m sure his fame and $millions will help console him over…

The 20th anniversary of the Columbine Shooting is in 3 weeks. It’s been a bleak two decades. 

This is an Oral Roberts “god will take me away if you don’t give me money” play if I’ve ever seen one.

... and a ‘The South Will Rise Again’ tie pin.

Yeah, they are just playing with our hopes here. Still, it can’t hurt to keep trying anyway.

Just checking for potential witnesses to any violations of his rights?

Yeah... but he’s black. Now if he were to have some kind of miraculous conversion to the Caucasian faith...?

Thoughts and prayers, you fucking prick, thoughts and prayers.

Nobody in America wants prison to be about rehabilitation. This country wants prison to be about punishment - especially White America, even more especially White Conservative America, who have a huge bug up their collective asses about people getting “what they deserve.” Which almost always means that they deserve to…

But who know what crimes he could have one if they’d waited for backup!

Why? Because brutality cures their boredom. Ransacking his house was completely unnecessary but they couldn’t pass that up.

Only eight US marshals needed to bring him in.............standards are slipping, didn’t they realise he was black?

WTF is the point of this? If the purpose of prison is to correct someone’s behavior (they are called “correctional facilities,” after all), it appears to have served its purpose with this guy. As far as I can tell, he’s been spotless since he was released.

What the fuck? You can catch an error thirteen whole goddamn years later and go try to throw him back in prison? And why the hell did the cops need to throw him against the refrigerator and check to see if anyone was in the back for a counterfeiting money charge?!

“I’m at the mercy of the President right now to help fix this,” said Anderson