Exactly. Why get upset over the loss of $5? You should have been more upset he used up your starting fluid that burning the junker.

While this isn’t a part of any organized bathroom run, on more than one occasion I’ve gone in thinking that I was taking a quick whiz only to realize that I have on in the chamber. I’m man enough to admit that I sit at home, so this becomes inconvenient when I’m out. There’s something awkward about finishing at the…

I’m a good tipper but it does seem such a weird practice. I can go to the same restaurant, order a dish that costs 10.00 and tip 2.00 and at the same place order something that costs 20.00 and tip 4.00 - is the twenty dollar dish heavier? Why does it require more effort? It doesn’t.

Co-workers were discussing butter and sugar sandwiches from their childhood today. I don’t know why this keeps coming up.

I love about half of the bag of microwave popcorn to be burned/borderlineburned, and the rest not burned. Highly underrated. In the office, though? No, fuck that.

The worst part of “required” tipping is that it’s spreading overseas.

David, I know you take a lot of ribbing around here for your love of barely-functioning off-road vehicles (I know I enjoy invoking your name now and then!), but articles like this? Thank you for them. I don’t do as much work under the hood as I’d like to, and I know I’d likely have made the same mistake your friend…

But when you’re the new guy? I know not everyone cares if they have friends, or are even liked, or feel the need to behave professionally, but that seems like a really dumb way to try to assimilate to the culture of the new office.

Toast it and you’re fine.

Distance, and of course you can assume Han was boasting about the Millennium Falcon taking a shorter, more hazardous route than other vessels on the Kessel Run. Hyperspace travel is not generally linear, as a ship has to avoid collisions with objects en route.

This is why I’m shocked that there wasn’t a donut for the younger sibling. There’s always extra from having to buy 2 packs.

And you keep referring to that guy as a “friend” all the way to the end ?

“Anyway, Donald gets wind of it and steals all their food.”

The thing is, none of those longshot events have happened enough to generate the volume of observations necessary to then calculate an accurate probability. I’ve always figured either the droids are extrapolating from insufficient datum, hyperconservative in their projections, or just not terribly good at statistics.

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If Han Solo isn’t force sensitive, how did he beat those 3,720-to-one odds and make it through the asteroid field?

Based on how the toilets in my office look 90% of the time, I just assume everyone holds their piss until after they’re done shitting, so they can stand up and piss all over the seat before they leave.