Chartered planes are known to carry things that destroy the nose.

Furthering the point that Hollywood is creepy as fuck and will come up with any excuse it can think of to sexualize a child.

Her breast was...under siege.

I’m starting to feel nostalgic for when I only knew Seagal as a hilariously lazy actor and action star who couldn’t do a brisk walk before getting red, sweaty and out of breath.

I said SPYDER, not SPIDER!

“In his 20s, on a dare, he explored sculpting and discovered both his ability to capture human emotion and energy and the power of art to amplify.”

Sir, you can’t climb that - no, it’s not “the best jungle gym ever” - no, Sir. You have to try to get a budget...GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW MISTER OR YOU ARE GOING IN TIME OUT!!!

Hey, if that’s what it takes to keep him occupied, I’m all for building the statue.

This is a sad day for all DC-area macrophiliacs

Just imagine a group of Secret Service agents all trying to be serious while his fat ass jumps about half a foot in the air desperately trying to reach it.

Warning: The more your mark wagers, and the more he’s already had to drink, the more likely you are to get the shit beat out of you for pulling such a stunt.

It’s a dumb one, but I’ve always been a fan of this one.
The Bet: that you can drink out of a Champagne bottle without opening the bottle.
The trick: Flip it upside down and pour something into the punt (dimple on the bottom of a bottle) and drink from it.

Ranch dressing is devil’s ejaculate. Your meat takes are fine, not everyone likes meat, but your veggie/ranch take should see itself out of here.

“What sport are butts most important in?”

Man, I just disagree. French fries. Pretzels. Mashed Potatoes. Sweet Potatoes. Refried beans. Baked beans. Falafel. Hummus. Cole Slaw. Fried potatoes. Spanish rice. pesto sauce. tomato sauce. Salsa. Calabacitas. Fried green tomatoes. Asian pears. Watermelon. Guacamole. The list just goes on and on.

I participated in a really long bicycle ride (once), and to combat the loss of sodium due to sweat (which makes actually “digesting” the water you’ve been drinking, uh.... difficult) I observed other riders drinking pickle juice like it was an ice cold beer.

The obvious answer is that the best pickled foods is that mix of jalapeños, carrots and red onions found at any self respecting taco place, legal and otherwise, around LA. After that, list the rest how you like.

Typical PC culture can’t handle the truth

Nothin worse than a salty car taint