Does anyone else suspect that this preview is almost too on-the-nose to be legit?

Yo. My eyes just rolled so far back into my head with your comment. Step outside your own narrative?! Bleagh. We’re talking about calories. If you’re so sensitive that you need the world to shield you from calories, you need some real help. Do you get upset when the calories are posted on menus? Do you get upset when…

Those two people burn different amounts of calories breathing.

A calorie is simply a certain # of joules.

Wait a while, bring it back with the option of turning it off and the choice of food comparison or not. I’d make mine in number of beers consumed.

I agree. And, given Google’s extreme popularity, the law of truly large numbers tells us that having some version of this feature (preferably sans mini-cupcake🙄) enabled by default would almost certainly save some nonzero number of lives.

Yeah, this is honestly something they could have done really well, especially if their creepy data-crunching is sophisticated enough to do things like account for steepness and walking speed. It’s making it not optional that’s the problem, and also specifically making the cupcakes not optional. If they’d made it…

Yeah I don’t see what’s so offensive about this (except for the on/off feature). I certainly don’t feel shamed. You have to be racked with some pretty insecure delusions to assign that kind of personification to an inanimate web service.

I’d actually like a feature that tells me how many calories a walk would burn, but I’d also want the option to turn it off. And I wouldn’t want it to tell me about mini cupcakes.

Oh boy. Even mentioning calories now is “fat shaming” fantastic.

I’m a shelter worker (actual brick-and mortar one), so I know, believe me.

it’s not an off chance that puppy store puppies are from puppy mills. It is 100% the case. Good, reputable breeders don’t sell their puppies in stores.

There are strong arguments that people shouldn’t breed dogs, period. Her standards may be high, and I understand that it would result in no longer having show dogs, but there is a massive overabundance of dogs who need homes. They will be euthanized if they don’t find those homes. I would encourage breeders to think…

Anti-Catholic bigotry is a bit subtle for these guys, that would require breaking down one of those big categories of White, Christian and American. I’m sure the MAGA brigade will start educating their dupes about the evils of Rome when they need a new foil to distract from their corruption and incompetence.

She would have if her keyboard hadn’t melted from the heat of her hatred.

No that’s just old White people racist after they’ve had a drink or two and no longer feel the burden of holding back.

Wait wait wait. Hold on.

You also neglected to mention that Peggle made a special, limited, Peggle Extreme, that had 10 levels featuring characters/themes of the games in the orange box. They eventually made it free and available to everyone. I believe it was part of the orange box if you ordered it online, though its been 10 years now and I…

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