There is an amazing field of digital archaeology and preservation emerging right now. I’m a professional architectural archaeologist, so I deal mostly in physical fabric remains, but as a major video game nerd, I can’t help but worry that so much of our intellectual heritage is being lost because of changing taste and…

counterpoint: why the hell wouldn’t men be sexually attracted to a woman that is giving birth. That’s some evolution shit that’s hard-wired in. “She’s pregnant and is therefore able to carry on my genetic code. I should have sex with her.”

The best fictional treat is Turkish Delight, because no way was Lewis talking about that crap-ass candy that Brits ate at some point.

Judging people is my fetish

Here’s what I’ve always considered the craziest thing about the 73 HR record. His previous high of HRs was 49. So basically, he saw the McGwire/Sosa thing and basically said “fuck that,” and increased his previous HR total by freaking 50% just by shear force of will. Yeah, yeah, steroids, juiced ball, etc. etc.…

i once went to a wedding where the bride was so hungover from the night before she spent the entire reception puking in the bridal suite and missed the entire thing. like, they just had the reception without the bride.

I’m not into it, but I think it kind of makes sense in a weird way. After all, aren’t almost all beauty markers in women fertility signals? Smooth skin implying freedom from disease and parasites, wide hips and a thin waist implying sexual fertility, full breasts signaling sexual maturity, really, all that sexiness is…

Eh, you can’t control what turns you on, only the actions you take in response to it.

It’s not weird, just different. When my wife was pregnant, I went through a pregnant-porn phase. Shit can be hot. If you don’t like it that’s fine too, but to each their own.

If you get between me and my enchiladas, I will cut you with a hacksaw.

As a doctor, one of the benefits is having whatever pharmaceutical rep who wants to sell their product, bring lunch to the office on a regular basis. After plowing through more Portuguese ribs and garlic shrimp than one man should handle

This is the best argument for why we shouldn’t run people out of the public eye when they are less enlightened than we are ready for them to be. Jimmy Kimmel just needed a little time to gain some perspective and thoughtfulness.  

its when you commit a crime and think you need to get to the safe house across town but then realize you have to go into hiding in Chile

I actually love the more subtle humor in this show. Like there was a scene in one of the last seasons where Mr. Peanutbutter is talking to Diane while he’s casually washing a kong in his sink. It killed me. I love how they build in the animal mannerisms.

Yeah, that part really got me in the end too. In the beginning, her future descendant is comforting the viewer too - we all think everything will be okay because we see the “proof.” But in the end, our hopes and beliefs are just as crushed as Princess Carolyn’s are.

The way the narrative was framed, with one of her future descendants narrating the episode, and then to find out it was figment of PC’s imagination, that she invented to comfort herself during a time of stress was so fucking heartbreaking. I think we all have these imaginary scenarios that work as coping mechanisms…

Because dogs in the work place improves moral.

Megyn Kelly said we should use a “generous lens” as opposed to whatever lens brings “negativity and awfulness, like those people who think Santa is anything but white.”

The scene with him helping her dye her hair was so intimate. Thank God, Ravi came up with a vaccine against the zombie virus or we'd be having another "Clive vs Ravi" best off. Clive is amazing.

It honestly would've been kind of great if they were all expecting her to go full D&D nerd but instead she just won't stop talking about russian nuclear plants and nobody can figure out why.