Oh, I see. So homophobic or racist slurs are off-limits, but you’re perfectly fine if he impugns the dignity of actual motherfuckers. Hypocrite.

Someone got stabbed in some other city so Philly fans aren’t terrible. Got it.

Just buy a fucking PC already.

I have season tickets. Went to nearly all of the games. This season made me sad. It was a collective failure.

What are they really going to do? Rose is not tradeable, and he’s basically an average PG now; Butler is the best player but hates the coach; Gasol is gone; Noah is gone. Not sure any FA would be interested in that situation given how the front office handles some guys.

After seeing Tejada and Kang get their legs snapped last season, I’m okay with the rule. Screw unwritten rules and “playing the game the right way.”

And no one felt that way about The New Order until after it came out... not to mention DOOM is shipping with three modes (sp,mp, and mapeditor).

Haters gonna hate. I think people expect FAR too much in some of the old IPs coming back. Yeah, I wish movement speed was quicker( coming from someone who played the beta on console) but would you *really* want to go to more of a quake style where weapons were found on a map that only people who memorized said…

Never give nerds what they want.

Sending this to my dad.

“I love low hanging fruit”

What? Lots of cigar stores have wooden statues out front.

I’m with you on the cigars, but going back to the broseph list — are there really people out there who don’t like Jason Statham? I’m sure I don’t want to know them.

Are you Sir Lancelot? Because I believe you just found the Holy Grail.

I do have real moisturizer, which, like my conditioner, is a remnant of an ex-girlfriend who used it religiously and would not go a night without it. I tried using it to masturbate once, obviously, but I would not recommend it:

that doesn’t make you 32, that makes you 52

The thing you have to consider, here, is that Rob is 47 feet tall.

Dunking is great because when you get up there and slam the potato into the goal you have a moment to wonder if your dad will ever really love you. He won’t and you have to get back on defense or you’ll be fired from the game by the Captain.