Hi welcome to Deadspin Bob, I’ve been reading this site since 2007 every day and this is the way it’s always been here. It’s a great site because it’s not purely about sports. If you want a sports site, there are literally tens of thousands of them that will give you the fucking box score and some pithy postgame…

I can’t even recall the last time I read a story on ESPN.com. it has been at least a year. Yahoo sports, CBS sports, and all of the other copycats are all dead to me because they don’t tell any stories. I occasionally read stuff on The Ringer (go unions). And while I subscribe to The Athletic I only read a story on it…

Fantasy Player Who Deserves To Die A Slow, Painful Death

Chris must live in an area with really shitty Italian. I don’t think I’ve truly laughed out loud at a Funbag question in years.

got a Volcano about 15 years ago because I want my lungs to be pink when they fry me.  Still works fine.  Grind your own and you don’t need to worry about all those nasty additives.

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It’s disgusting that fantasy football has become an entire industry. It should always be a thing you do with some close friends and never discuss in public like a circle jerk. 

Nobody cares about your fantasy football team.

Fuck Dan Snyder

The manifestation of Louise’s extra arms was... ::kisses fingers:: magnifique.  Reminded me of watching Thai dancers.

Some of the pig stuff actually felt unsettling now and then without compromising the humor, so props to that.

MLB thinks to attract fans they need to make the regular season MLB 2K13 set to rookie. Sure, cheapen those 162 games with all the juiced home runs if you want. But during the playoffs, let’s play some baseball.

gaining huge advantages over normal people

So it’s diet soda with better artificial flavoring. Still diet soda.

That stuff also goes by the name of “diet soda”. It’s not seltzer/sparkling water at all.

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

Counterpoint:  Fuck Dan Synder

there are so many raisins to love Fielder, and this is another one

Cant wait for Joe Soucheray to weigh in on the “differences” between Thielen and Diggs!