TAYLOR SWIFT-GAINES.

Hello fellow Minnesotan. I, too, hate Andover. 

You say Michigan. The video says Minnesota. I’m going to be real disappointed if I find out this hot tub is in Massachusetts.  

This country has fetishized alcohol to the point of absurdity. A few weeks ago a Coors Light commercial came on the radio, voiced by Kirk Herbstreit, (of ESPN fame), encouraging people to drink super early on Saturday because of football.

It might have been the stupidest thing I have ever read. It was hysterical. And I couldn’t get over how accurately he captured the voices of the incredibly lazy jokes in the Grown Ups movies.

Who cares if alcohol wasn’t the only thing that killed these people. It contributed. That’s what the study says. Just because it wasn’t an overdose in every case, doesn’t mean it’s not killing people. There are many way alcohol can kill a person, again, like the study says...

Fuck open floor plans. Your kids can take a breath without you watching over them, I promise. You can also go without seeing the TV at all times (I say this as a devout TV watcher).

The famous scene where Paulie throws Adrian’s turkey in the alley originally had a followup scene.

Best Show. It’s right there in the title!

“Beware of Doug.”

There are too many podcasts.

Rest in Power, Avalanche Bob. 

The Best Show wipes its butt with this list, it transcends lists. It is part animal, part party machine.

no Best Show? no way

I really hope white clam is here to stay.

Hardly anybody watched Downward Dog, the closest thing to this in a series. Check it out.

Glad to see Review so high up. I wish they’d make it available on Netflix or something so more people can see it..

Just befriend one, they will at least give you some venison sausage. While that is a good snack, it’s obviously not the best example of what venison actually tastes like. 

Did I find this exceedingly charming? Yes, of course. Would I buy some Air Bernies? Psh, yeah.  

No idea, but there were definitely on par with some of the really strong medicinals I’ve had. I have calculated it out once, but it seemed to be more of a pain than anything else. I probably should, as it would be good to be able to tell people what’s what. I very rarely eat commercial stuff, so I’m a bit less…