Order crispy wings at BWW.  It makes them a lot better.

Here are my fun autograph stories as a young boy:

Do you go to the dentist on a regular basis to confirm this?

Dang, that’s really weird.  Best of luck next season.  Squirrels can be such a pain in the ass.

Are you on the east coast?  That happened to me when I lived in DC.  The climate is great there for tomatoes, but the squirrels are assholes on the coast apparently.  All my beautiful tomatoes were left to rot because they would taste a chunk out of each one and move on to the next.  I’ve never had that problem in MN…

1. That football chair is awesome

Just keep writing!  I know it’s a cliche, but it will help to strengthen your portfolio and hopefully put you into a career in writing (if that’s what you’re looking to do).

Eddie is great. The whole outfield is great. I’m so happy the Twins finally have some players with a personality.

What major flaws do the the Packers have?  They beefed up their defense and their QB is back.  I’m not saying they’ll win it all, but they have some good, young talent.

Make a batch of brownies or cookies, preferably with hash or a concentrate to lessen the smell.  Or, buy some at a dispensary and mix it in with other snacks.  No one checking your bags gives a shit.

Damn, this is very relatable.  Are you a writer?  You captured a moment beautifully!

I have nothing more to add here, but the show is great and everyone should watch it.

Dillinger Four!  Fuck yeah.

Watching season 1 is really weird now.  I keep expecting Frank to show up.

I lived in the DC area for about 7 years and didn’t particularly like it. By far, the worst experience I had there was a game at FedEx field. I’ve been to hundreds of pro sports games across the country and never had a bad time. Somehow Snyder found a way to make every element of the experience a total stinkfest.

It’s a great show.  The set designers deserve an emmy nomination as well.

You guys need to cool it with the “destroying free speech” nonsense.  Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc. are companies that have terms of service.  The constitution does not involve them.  Whenever one of your circle-jerk dunces gets banned from social media, they throw a hissy fit and claim their rights are…

Just to balance things out - Kacey Musgraves seems really cool, and the people that posted the first two comments on this article seem like turds.

I saw that quote in the article, and I’m calling bullshit. There’s no way someone in DC is going to drive 30-40 minutes each way (on a good day) to bring their dog to the park.  They may have DC plates, but they live in MD now.

The students shouldn’t be upset about Davidson’s behavior. They should be upset that their tuition money went to a Pete Davidson stand-up set.