dreamersball
dreamersball
dreamersball

I’ll try to be neutral about what I think of Clara and agree with you about a fixed term contract and dealing with flaky actors. Jenna should have been told she’d been written off when she changed her mind for the Christmas episode.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole

Anne Hathaway’s brand of try-hard makes every awkward girl see her as a kindred spirit. She means so well, and just doesn’t understand why it isn’t working. Don’t we all, Anne, don’t we all.

BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO FALLS UP STAIRS ENDS UP DOING SO GRACEFULLY AND BEAUTIFULLY, SPREADING THEIR GOWN OUT AS IF THEY WERE A BALLERINA/SWAN HYBRID.

We love Jennifer Lawrence but hate the falling.

Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

Okay so let me explain the budget in a way you ladies can understand. You know how when you use the herbal essence on hair and it makes you so happy you make the orgasm sounds which always makes me laugh cause there is no female orgasm? Well that’s how I want to feel about the money the U.S. has. Or to put it simply I

The man even sucks at cheating on his diet! Fucking spumoni?!

“People say I talk about spumoni too much and that I’m condescending. (Spumoni is italian ice cream and condescending means I talk down to others.)” - John Kasich

omg is that a ghost

why is this guy wearing a suit and a fedora?

He’s a recovering addict who lives in a rehab center. Navigating the world is pretty hard in those circumstances even when you speak the language.

Chicago > New York.

The moral of the story is, don’t run a marathon.

“If a man wrote this , he would be jailed.”

On what charge?

He takes off that bandanna AND HIS HEAD FALLS OFF!

Facebook is filled with friends you know and don’t like

I’m sorry, I can’t help myself.

I agree! The most patriotic song of all would be one about not avoiding jury duty.