Not that impressive. This kid’s not deaf, dumb, or blind.

I’m okay with this. The gameplay in MGSV was crazy polished and consistently fun. It just felt good to play. I could not stand the bloated story, inconsistent characters, ham-fisted writing, and strange cutscene direction (had my fill of Kojima’s shenanigans by Snake Eater), and yet I still put in close to 30 hours.

Muscle atrophy after spending 4 years in cryogenic sleep will do that.