As a Charger fan, I feel like it's going to be less "fascinating" and more "making me want to drink myself into a coma".

It looks like a broken coat hanger.

NFL Live (especially Trey Wingo) is totally sucking off the NFL and slamming Sherman. Actually, it was almost entirely Wingo. The ex-players were pretty much laughing about it. (I never watch the show but it was on when I flipped on my TV and they were talking about this right when I was reading the article.)

Man, I was going to go ahead and grab a One this Christmas, but after hearing how horrible it treated you, I am now second-guessing doing so! I hear the PS4 gives money to charity and helps out at the soup kitchen.

Actually it's neither. Get a PC.

It's difficult to argue that GG's stated mission is legitimate when it began with a false conspiracy that targeted a specific woman; when the sole contributions of the movement are not exposing poor ethics in journalism, but harassing women out of their homes. If GG is not about harassment, then it is merely a failed…

Thank you, Blizzard.

I'mma find time to play Diablo today because, these guys are alright.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

I bet that neighbor woke up the next day, saw that towel, and thought WHAT IN THE FUCK??????!!!! OR his dog brought it inside and got your liquids all over the place. One time, my friend got super drunk, puked all over the bathroom and passed out. Later, he woke up on the bathroom floor where he'd been all night, only…

I. Am. DYING!!!!!!! That is the best one!!!

THIS is the best story I've ever heard.

My life long quest is over. For I have found my Goddess.

I'm in the unique position of not cringing one bit at this. Because as of yet I haven't heard a poop-related hookup story worse than my own.

Dude. I feel like Brad Pitt at the end of Seven. I need Morgan Freeman to gently place me in the back of a squad car.

Everyone at work is collectively freaking out. Customers are coming in the door screaming. I may have sharted.

If they want to ignore them, that's fine. It's for everyone else reading who would think they were right if no other facts were presented.

Sometimes it's so slow that it just fades into lying down. Which I respect.