that is so obviously photoshopped.....

I use LMGTFY all the time, fits well with my sarcastic nature

Oh, I just loves to anger me up some skateboarders! Yeep!

Pretty sure it was a couple on a tandem unicycle.

I've been drinking black box for about a year now. It's awesome. As good as any $15 bottle for $5 and you get 4 bottles. You just can't beat it.

PRO-TIP: when going on a cruise, the ships x-ray your luggage and look for bottles. They don't look for boxes.

Good tip. I usually just rip that fucker open, yank out the bag and squeeze out every last drop.

AOL CD's? We used to get AOL floppys. You tried to get on their mailing list as many times as possible so you could just wipe the floppy and use it. It was never a bad thing to get a free floppy in the days before thumb drives or cloud storage.

This is very true:

I strongly suggest not purchasing the BBC Life narrated by Oprah. Oprah's narration clearly lacks the depth that Attenborough's (original narrator) years of experience brings to the table.

As a prosecutor I understand his frustrations, but he needs to get a grip because almost ALL of the time we depend upon the largesse of the criminals who keep us in business- criminals too dumb to dispose of that gun, too lazy to wipe that blood off of that window, too stupid to maybe think that kid they're sexting…

Sometimes it's so slow that it just fades into lying down. Which I respect.

Tell them how you were too ashamed to wear it on your date.

OMG COME ON GUYS ITS SO EASY

Bam Bam KAM Chancellor you mean? YES. My next jersey for sure. Holy god what a game. My throat is hoarse and I'm drunk as shit.

Nothing in the Is Tropical video is trying to be erotic or sexy.

Cool when do they usually release the Android?

That's only an appropriate case if Apple sneaks into your bedroom at night and puts it on your phone whether you want them to or not.

Too soon? :)

Turn left at the next corner, yeah yeah yeah yeah!