"Hmm...yes. These sure do look like computer parts alright. Boy howdy I'm a shutterstock model, and these sure are computer things. Yep. Yeeeep yep yep."

.........I can't tell if you're being serious or not.

I'm traveling abroad on my own this summer. I've decided to take a bikini. It's the first two piece I've had in 10 years. I'm so over covering my body because it doesn't look "right". So, fuck it. That's all.

I don't get why people can't understand how this is about as much of a punishment as Sterling could receive. He's rich, and would have tons of money either way. But being a part of one of the most exclusive clubs in the world, one that even the richest man couldn't simply buy his way in on without a lot of luck and…

I was just telling my sister, while I was creating an email account for a 9 year-old, "This shit's just so damn complicated. I miss the days when someone's Player 1 and the other guy is Player 2."

Using the word sentiment does not make "rooting for a rival in your division" = "to rooting for a rival from your own country". It doesn't mean "something like that", it's an attitude or opinion towards something - the something is what you conflated with conference/division rival rather than the last representative…

AVENGE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And Seattle would just be sitting back, petting it's new Trophy, and laugh like a Bond Villain.

"You play the saxaphone poorly!"
- traditional Russian insult

Jesse Owens was such a monster. Shame on him for the way he shoved his views down Hitler's throat.

That's why we only eat off the floor on special occasions. We are not barbarians.

Surprised the call wasn't intercepted by another restaurant out of town.

That's weird, I called a local spot in in Houston and told them I was Matt Schaub then we must've lost our connection or something.

I'm curious - does this include "yards after the interception?"
~Matt Schaub

That's a good point. I know some of Wilson's +20 yarders have been improv, when Tate or Baldwin just suddenly broke loose and Wilson chucked it. Though, even then, the dude is uncannily accurate.

I like the black one.

Yeah, I guess you wouldn't count the Battle of Tours, which ensured that western Europe wasn't under Muslim control, or the French Navy holding off the superior English one that enabled the US to win its independence.

Longest 1-shoed return in NFL history.

A one dimensional pocket passer who throws interceptions at the worst times.... Oh, and he's bald:

Yea and verily, Gregggg slowly crossed out "game over" after Sherman took it to the house.