Do people like this really exist? “I’ve been paying high gas prices for a month. Time to buy a BRAND NEW CAR”

wow it looks bad from the side. so, so bad. Damn these eyes!

That side profile is hideous on the TRD trim.

If you find yourself on a slowly raising Belgian drawbridge, it’s best not to waffle.

wow!! thank you so much and thank you for reading! It is truly my pleasure!

This is the best article I’ve read on Jalopnik in a long time. Felt like I was reading a Car and Driver editorial. Thanks for the read, Victoria.

I have been shocked the ratio is as favorable as it is; I really wanted to tell this story and did my absolute best as I wrote it, but I also kinda figured it would be unpopular, haha. 

As always I love the “stick to sports” type comments whenever a writer gets slightly literary or political.

Okay, I’ll bite. I really like this, but what’s up with the upswept belt line. Do modern car designers hate glass and outward visibility? It’s not as bad as say the Toyota CH-R or others, but yikes...

I don’t see how the two are possible to separate. 

Awwww, thanks for reading! 

It’s a legitimate SUV you weirdo. 

Well, things went downhill really fast...

Can I make a really annoying and pedantic comment? Well, I’m going to regardless. I find the use of “the thing” to denote a level of journalistic flippancy or casualness to be ... annoying. Whether its an AMR or an Accent, its not a “thing” - its a car. In most cases the inclusion of a “the thing” is entirely…

Now it’s a Porsche Taycan’t.

Hardly pioneered by Audi. This is how German cars were forever. There was never any huge styling difference between the larger and smaller German sedans in the 70s-90s. An e30 3-series looked like an e28 5-series looked like an e23 7-series. Occasionally they got a little out of sync but the theme was always the same.…

Oh lordy, I have a strong bond with these effing black base Crossfire coupes.

Just use a diesel generator at night. problem solved ROFL!