Actually blockchain doesn’t come with any of that resale stuff built in. That stuff comes with the “smart contract” (their naming not mine) part of the NFT and the marketplace itself. The NFT and the smart contract store nothing and neither does the blockchain, that only verifies who it belongs to now, history is…

Or socials

The idea of a cryptographically verifiable ledger of any and all changes that is immutable is VERY interesting.

I just love the fact that this article attracted two completely separate comments featuring Gilbert Gottfried GIFs, which is entirely appropriate.

Dilly dally shilly shally, amirite gamers?

I heard the devs are going to provide several skins to customize your horse genital experience. (Four skins, to be precise.)

I mean do we know definitively that marilyn manson hasn’t had any ribs removed?

As someone who spends at least a little time each week playing video games and watching porn, it does my heart good to know that I’m a disappointment to Josh Hawley.

I pay taxes in America. I’m used to funding global terrorism.

I mean it’s not irresponsible to stop labeling it as false news right now because right now nobody knows what exactly is true because the Chinese government is stonewalling everything, and three workers got sick with Covid symptoms before the outbreak really started and we just found out about that this week.  They…

Remember Alf? He’s back, in NFT form!

Back in the before times, we were vacationing and for various reasons, wanted to watch a Monday Night Football game at a sportsbar/grill type place, but didn’t want to get rip-roaring drunk. I told the server straight off that we would be ordering a couple beers each and a few plates of food slowly over the next 3 or…

The dynamic difficulty did make it in.

I am sleeping alone anyway tonight, so here is a nugget from my early days on the internet:

“First, hop into your settings and log in with your Microsoft account...”

The coffee was not just “hot,” but dangerously hot. McDonald’s corporate policy was to serve it at a temperature that could cause serious burns in seconds. Mrs. Liebeck’s injuries were far from frivolous. She was wearing sweatpants that absorbed the coffee and kept it against her skin. She suffered third-degree burns…

Only 26 lbs! Sounds like the Cardiff Giant to me!

I just assumed the site was saving all the image-loading bandwidth to throw more god damn ads in my face. (Including a nasty screen-filling popup while I typed this!)

I need to constantly remind myself that this is an Amazon game, because everything about it feels like an MMO someone ordered from Wish.com ...

Nah, Crystal Pepsi...