““Oh man, I hate questions like this, because like wouldn’t you just rather discover for yourself?,”

“Oh man, I hate being asked on the spot if the game I helped make provides those things our trailers implied it would. Wouldn’t you just rather play through the entire game and discover for yourself if it’s feature…

“Guzma...”
“What is it?”
“I’ve just noticed our uniforms have skulls on them.”
“So?”
“Guzma...are we the baddies?”

Actually, no.

Even more ironic when you realize he shares the same name as an American actor best known for playing a patriotic superhero dressed in the American flag.

He's wearing shorts. How smart could he be?

Many of them seem to be begging someone to try to rob them so they can gun the would be burglar down. Basically murderers trying to organize circumstances.

I don’t know how I feel about using a completely non-interactive experience to prove how far an engine has come along. The engine doesn’t make the artwork. People do. And if you have a lot of people that can focus on making things pretty without worrying about functionality, that works out pretty well.

Counterpoint: I moved four computers to Windows 10 and lost nothing and everything works.

Why is Fahey starring in the new God of War game?

Yo dawg, we heard you like carbs so we put some carbs in the carb...

The anti-social justice mob basically thrives on nonsense like this. Here’s how it basically always goes:

Now that’s meta.

Jim: You playing that game again?
Dwight: Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn’t have points or scores, it doesn’t have winners or losers.
Jim: Oh it has losers.

Wow, that was pretty good.

Vader furiously texts....

“surreal, full of patriotic bravado, rife with allusions to their “Juche””

What the fuck are you doing here?