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“But the doctors said it wasn’t contagious anymore!”

“I’m sorry, but that’s how my mother died, and I’d prefer not to talk about it.”

“I was one of the main developers of Kinja.”

Then, they say “We’ll call you” which I think is usually a good sign.

We would have also accepted “The statute of limitations has expired.”

“I am no longer infected” has always worked for me.

I usually just say “You can save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to GEICO”

I’m pretty sure that desktoppr.co lets you filter by resolution.

I have a 2 year-old Moto X. If the phone isn’t plugged in, I just assume I’m at about 24%.

Firefox is still around?

Why is the tab sidebar “bizarre”? Having tabs on the left makes perfect sense if you actually want to be able to read the page title of more than a handful of tabs before they get too narrow to read or you have to scroll. It makes extra sense on modern, 16X9 screens. It’s even a built-in option in the Opera and

Anker Premium 5-Port 60W USB Wall Charger

Anker Premium 5-Port 60W USB Wall Charger

We do it all the time, we put the plates in the microwave for 30 secs. and the plates are perfect. I thought everyone knew about this, guess not.

Plus; I don’t think you can buy bacon potpourri, so yeah..

In Boy Scouts, I once complained that I couldn’t charge my phone while on a camping trip.

Dang, i’d love that setup. I’d move the tower to the other side of the desk or on the floor cause i’d be in constant fear of knocking it off. I know the chances would be slim but I have OCD and I have small children with ownership issues.

Saddlebags? What are we, the queen? Real men go bareback!

It’d be great for powering a Raspberry Pi in my neighborhood, where there are somewhat-frequent, short-duration (several seconds) electrical outages. I’ll take “Mature Trees” for the loss.

It’d be great for powering a Raspberry Pi in my neighborhood, where there are somewhat-frequent, short-duration

I received second degree burns all over my face from super heated water in a microwave. Ignorant youth— I tried to hard-boil and egg in a microwave. When I removed the egg from the microwave the egg was spinning in the boiling water and I wanted a better look. I put my face over top of the container just as the egg