My favorite part of all the marketing of the Lorax movie was the SUV tie in advertising.  

Not a fan at all of The Lorax movie

Do you live in a cardboard box without electricity?  How do you use less than 500?  My old house in Houston in the summer would push 3000kwh a month easy.

If you’re concerned about a double text, maybe you shouldn’t be dating that person. This whole article is rubbish. You’re fear mongering people into only texting once, and maybe that will give the recipient the impression you don’t like them. This is a stupid “rule”. Don’t wait 24 hours to text someone, and end your…

Velma’s main problem is 90% of the jokes are meta jokes about wokeness. They also have a tendecy to point out or straight up explain a joke that was made which is like the opposite of why I watch adult animation. Inside Job gets cancelled and we’re stuck with this. Bleh.

It’s 100% greed!
It’s not like they have employees to pay!
Or an office to rent!
Or software licenses to buy!
Or computers to work on!

To all of the above:

As much as I was pretty mixed on season two, I’m absolutely stoked to have season three coming soon. I missed most of this cast. 

One would think that finding someone that could be quick and personable and able to chat with anyone could find a better paying job than cashier. 

That’s what I am attributing to my need for closed captions to be on 24/7 now.

As much as I hate this... we can’t totally claim gouging on this one because those are last quarter’s sales, which included the uptick in consumption during the holidays (baking, brunches, and egging ex’s homes and cars) while the shortages didn’t really show up until after the new year. If I recall they were starting…

If your stories are set in the Maine Woods, and you want a haunted place in the woods that’s been haunted since time immemorial, then it’s probably going to be a native place because they all were native places going back more than a couple centuries.

“especially when European burial grounds, like the Paris catacombs, and accepted religious rituals, like the Pope ingesting symbolic blood and flesh, have the potential to be so much scarier.”

“Clift addresses why the burial ground trope, usually dated back to the publication of The Amityville Horror and featured in King’s Pet Sematary and The Shining, exists to invent, distort, and mystify actual Indigenous practices”

I’ve always perceived it as a horror trope steeped in American guilt, as a form of generational revenge for indigenous genocide. 

Fully agree with your views on high rises for social/public housing (bad) but the above piece is referring to luxury high rises, which is rather different.

Stop making sense and just grab a pitchfork.

You are unable to understand the unintended consequences of stopping all traffic enforcement. It would be very, very bad.

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.