I logged into Disqus for the first time in a year just to tell you that you are a fucking moron.

2007 - Alice In Chains (with William Duvall) opened for Velvet Revolver. I wasn't sure how the new singer would do, but he knocked it out of the park, and it turned out to be one of the best concerts I've ever seen. I left after 5 Velvet Revolver songs. Zero energy.

My friend wrote this several years ago (before we all found out that GRRM gave Weiss and Benioff the rough outline of how the series would end) in response to my question - "What do you think will happen if the show catches up with the books?"

Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas? This will be AWESOME on LSD!
-me, making a very crucial mistake

I would like to say that I was as good as Dick Winters, but I'd be fooling myself. I was definitely a Lewis Nixon, minus the rich family back home.

I watched this as a brand-new Army 2LT, and it was an amazingly effective leadership development tool. That it happened to be one of the best TV series ever was a huge bonus.

"Green puke? That's cute."
-Oderous Urungus

Go fuck yourself.

Close to tearing up throughout the issue? You're made of sterner stuff than I. Christ, I was openly weeping.

Fuck you.

Is Matt Sanchez related to Mark Sanchez?