This would be like if after seeing his parents gunned down in an alley, Bruce Wayne grew up to become a prominent NRA advocate.

+1 [bite from a syphilitic spider]

NUMBER 7 WILL ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU

The second kid wheeling in just kills me. I have not stopped laughing for a good 10 minutes. I wish I could think of an example or comparison or something of what he reminds me of, wheeling in all “Hey, guys!” Just cannot stop laughing.

This is simply perfection. It has all the elements.

I just like to imagine the wife in that situation. She is sitting there, proudly watching her husband drop some A+ knowledge on the motherfuckin’ BBC when the kids she should be watching fucking swagger-roll on into the room and make themselves at home. The broadcast delay would explain the time between when they…

Nanny seeking job. No reference available.

The press is like “does this sound normal to you? Let’s get a panel together to discuss it.” They seem to be calling attention to it in a repeated effort to convince Trump’s supporters that he’s not good, each time hoping this tips the scales.

What an upstanding member of his community. You can see it in how he continues to attack a man who is obviously not fighting back.

They expect us to ignore every single negative thing about trump in a way that’s never been done for another leader in the history of this country. All to protect their fragile feelings and delusions. And if it turns out that the whiner in chief really did sell us out to Putin, we will be expected to ignore that as…

There’s no way he wrote that tweet himself. If he had written it it would have been in four parts, and included references to his Electoral College margin, and fake news.

POTUS’S previously-expressed opinions of women have nothing to do with his statement? Do go on.

Consider the source, moron. He’s a sexual predator. Fuck him and all of his racist followers.

The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential.

Considering the source is important to any issue. Pretending another wrote it would show what exactly?

Well, at the time, he was The Times’ restaurant critic (and very young), so it makes sense as a personal Bruni anecdote, even if the whole thing is ridiculous in the context of Trump.

I’m not sure how he gets anything done when he spends his whole day ruefully sighing and cluck-clucking his disapproval over this fact.  

I like the new features. Only because I fear all the inattentive drivers I see on every excursion.

And yet the airline industry has some of the slimmest profit margins of ANY industry. They rarely break 2%.

Suck it, e.e. cummings.