Add a red-haired girl to that, and you've got a deal.

I think we'll see a couple of infamous sequels before there's another Sly Cooper, unfortunately…

Same here.
I've always had him down as closer to, say, Randy Newman, but it sounds like Richard Thompson might be a much better comparison - and that's a very good thing as far as I'm concerned.

What Hammer said. Actually, playing this gave me flashbacks of playing the original SMT games on the SNES. Very old school, and a ton of fun.

True story:
I once made my wife very, very uncomfortable at the british museum. I still maintain that I did no wrong; all I did was start pointing out (and taking pictures of) all the distinctly visible anuses on the mummies.

That extended shot is a thing of beauty- in fact, the whole hospital sequence is probably my favorite action scene ever.
Hard Boiled is also my favorite Woo movie. Not just because of that, but because somehow, as awesome some of the bits of his other movies are, they can't overpower the ham-fisted melodrama he…

I would direct said fans to Zombie Cow's Time Gentlemen, Please!

What I want to know, is what's up with all the sperm on that screenshot?
(FWIW, it does look like the screenshot of a shmup - a fairly obscene one)

It's finally out?
Cool, I'll be getting this tonight.

On the other hand, no one noticed the Garden State connection on Gears of War. Shame on all of us.

They're called quick time events. I think Shenmue is considered to have put them on the radar, but you could go as far back as Dragon's Lair.
And yeah, they're normally considered a bad thing bymost people (except for game designers/gaming industry execs, apparently).
As for this one, Confortably is right - not only…

D'oh. I meant Moronic, like my typo. The only mormonic game I can think of was Advent Rising, a cheap-ass halo knockoff with religious undertones.

Beat me to it; Bayonetta actually spoiled this game a little bit for me.

It's been pretty mild so far, actually…
Ahem.
Bayonetta completely destroys god of war 3. Much, much better game, and just as silly.

(and if you don't believe me, look up the same article for his comments on sex minigames. Pure fucking gold.)

From: http://kotaku.com/5484763/w…

@far
He might have both consoles, which makes him unfortunate rather than trollish
And that it looks better on the PS3 is a fact, not necessarily because of any difference in the platforms but because it's a shoddy port with poor video compression. I would have gotten it on the 360 (simply because I like the…

I haven't played it, but isn't that what you do in that downloadable tower defense game they put out recently?

Can't find any particularily offensive clips online, but yeah, the accent *is* horrible.
But it's more than that - it's her whole body language, facial expressions, and her sheer MPDG-ness…
I had the same reaction to the thief girl in FFX, for what it's worth. I think it might be that someone who's more exposed to…

I love how they state exactly what they are feeling. "I'm going through an upstetting psychological trauma, but it's ok because blah blah blah, and this iteme symbolyses to me blah blah blah"
Oh, and they repeat exposition as often as they possibly can.
It's the emo version of a dragonball combat - for dummies. The…