I never saw Battleship, because that shit genuinely looked terrible. But he wasn't the problem in either John Carter or X-Men: Origins. If John Carter was made with half the budget and released with a more eye/ear-catching name, it probably would've been a modest success.

Actually, I didn't. It honestly sounded so generic that I thought the powers-that-be making the movie couldn't actually think up an actual name for the school. Turns out the actual founders couldn't think up an actual name for the school instead.

Ah yes, the prestigious Southern University. With such memorable alumni like that one girl and what's his face. And who can forget the incredible football rivalry they have with Eastern University!

I don't think I've ever been too heavily hungover. I don't drink often, and when I do it's usually never to excess. And even when I have had too much, I'm usually left with nothing but a bit of a headache.

Maguire's version reached college age at least. I bet if Spider-Man 4 had happened Peter and Mary Jane would've gotten married. My thought is that this time around they might want to the actor to age with the character, so in ten years he won't actually be too old to play him. At least we won't have to see Uncle Ben…

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Guess Mr. Barsanti didn't read around that the movie is going to pick up someplace in the middle of the whole saga (I'm thinking parts of Drawing of the Three and mostly The Wastelands). King literally used "in media res" to describe where it starts. I think we're going to just get the first book as really nothing…

Yeah, Jack is one Pusher. But, it turns out, the Man in Black is another Pusher.

You're right. I just did Nigel the Hedgehog and this was the result:

I'm not going to be impressed until he has his own compact car.

When Trainwreck came out on bluray I tweeted that her eyes looked amazing in a lot of the shots, and she said it was because she had big eyeballs and they reflect "lots of stuff."

I'm listening to it right now as I type this to see if I still like as much as I did when I was younger because I haven't listened to ATF in ages. It still holds up. Definitely an album highlight. I remember forgetting to stop the album at least once and being surprisingly assaulted by that song at some point (even…

She tweeted me once a few months ago. So now I can say I tweeted with an Oscar winner.

Welp, I'm going to watch this now. I like her a lot. And I kind of stopped watching PoI when she showed up, which I know is weird, so that's not why I like her. And it's not because of Life either. No, it's because of Fairly Legal. The show might've been so-so, but she shined in it. I watched it for her. I might think…

Yep. As soon as I read that I didn't have to read any further. My work here was done.

WTF? That image of Rob Lowe looks like it was taken recently.

Cool. I have twitter, which is what I use to sign on here, so I'll hunt you down there. Much like Brian and Sands did to Sands' old boss on Tuesday's Limitless!

Was it just a matter of clicks or finding someone available to actually do it? Because Brooklyn Nine-Nine got less comments that same week and yet… hmm.

I genuinely appreciated that they committed so completely to the kiddie show hook when I felt most shows would've pulled the gimmick at least halfway through the episode, if not sooner.

The show clearly demonstrated it had a knack for humor from, like, it's second episode on, and since the humor is generally generated from Brian's point-of-view, I see it as his mechanism for handling the weird situation he's in. Us as the audience are just along for the ride. I think it's a stupid thing for people to…