I didn't think it was too bad in Looper, but I'm always glad to hear her natural voice in most of her movies.

But she would never do that! She was promised fresh donuts and she would wait patiently for them!

Nah, I have a notion TheLastMariachi is right. They're going for the 20th anniversary. I'd bet on it. Maybe not the January Japanese release anniversary, but they're going to try to make something out of that milestone.

When Square Enix sent out a questionnaire awhile ago, they did ask if people were familiar with the Chrono games. I'd like to think every single person who did that said they were and that will be the determining factor for making a new Chrono game.

Unless Konami relinquishes control of the IP and it goes to Kickstarter or something, that seems unlikely. But hey, we live in a world where Shenmue III and an HD remake of FFVII is happening. Anything is possible now! Half-Life 4 confirmed!

No no NO, Will Harris. Just, no. Cotton-Eyed Joe had to happen, if only for its hilarious part in the New Girl season 2 finale. Nick Miller's fistpumps in the car alone make its existence completely worth it. So go ahead. Try to build your time machine. I will be there to dismantle it and suggest you don't quit your…

I think it started a couple years later with Honey. I mean, sure she looked good, but it seemed far more forced and in your face. Like "Look at me! I have sex appeal!" That kind of ruined it for me. Even 15-year-old me could sort of see through it. Then things just got worse and sometimes weirder.

I just watched parts of the Fantasy video though. Past Turn Into Liquid from a few moments ago, fear not. Mariah Carey WAS pretty amazing looking in that video. At least in this instance, 13-year-old you was correct.

1995. Or, as I like to call it, the Year That Mariah Carey Got Really Hot. But that was the year I turned 13, so pretty much anything with boobs turned hot that year.

When life gives you lemons, say "Fuck the lemons" and bail. Amirite, david ewersmann?

AND the same director, mind you. So, let's just call this movie what it really is: Michael Fassbender's Assassin's Creed character's genetic memory prequel.

Speaking of editing some things down: I always figured instead of throwing unsuspecting viewers for a curveball, they would just have Wizard and Glass scenes used as intermittent flashbacks, sort of like the flashbacks that were used in The Gunslinger. And I loved Wizard and Glass, but I just don't think they should…

Another blow to our war effort!

I've had that Gone Nutty Pop Tart before, a year or two ago, because I like peanut butter and chocolate together and I was curious. Which begs the question, why was it at this convention that's suppose to feature new stuff? Anyway, it DOES NOT taste almost exactly like a Reese's. It's far too rich for that, and I…

Puppies. Everyone loves those.

So, "the Internet" is the AV Club's AV Club?

One turd is made out of lettuce. The other is made out of a tomato.

I've seen three headlines about this so far, and they all have used the term "derezz" in some form. Let's make it 100!

Isn't a tomato better for you than just lettuce? /shrugs

I imagined those lyrics set to the Barney theme song.