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I like that they're taking the "Jeff as a teacher" storyline seriously. It makes it less of an excuse to keep him in the picture and more of a new source of storylines for the show.

This really isn't the place to bitch about a plot choice in FNL Season 5, but…

Suck my balls, Mharty. Suck my balls.

Nah, it's funny because Seth Rogen is funny looking and not actually sexy, yet he is attempting sexy things. The primary gag in the video is Seth Rogen staring blearily into the camera, not Rogen and Franco making out

I guess just to ensure that they don't get sued themselves? It's the same reason why I mug people in alleyways. Can't let them mug me first!

Yeah, I know. He hung with Gimli's dad, you would think that would come up

I'd love to catch Jennifer Lawrence's fire, if you get my drift!

It's so weird to see him smiling, and not looking like he just licked rotten milk

I could see some weird Del Toro production of Season of Mists working pretty well. I don't think the work as a whole will ever be successfully adapted, but there's no reason individual stories can't be told

Yup. Morpheus has a few core traits - stoicness, otherworldliness - that I don't associate with JGL. I'd expect a severe older actor or something, like Alan Rickman, but even he feels wrong for the ageless Sandman.

To be honest, I can't get behind any potential Sandman adaption that doesn't have a metric shitload of talent behind it. The source material is both too good and too easy to fuck up for anyone but a highly accomplished talent to even begin to consider adapting it, IMO

Y'know, I'm glad that the Simpsons isn't going to end up on TBS or Nick at Nite. I know the show has lost its teeth over the years, but it airing on a cuddly network like those would have been hard to watch

I don't think Adult Swim has the moolah for a get like this

I hope they take a page from South Park, and have their high-profile celebrity guests voice various household pets.

They have enough of the old guard back (the Russos!) that I'm pretty optimistic about this season being a marked departure from the current quality trend. The list of TV shows that have significantly rebounded from a downward trend is pretty short, but so is the list of TV shows that had its showrunner fired and then

Fair enough. I probably have bigger objections to Season 3 than most - in my opinion, they really lost control of the show's tone, and they had a lot of gimmick episodes but I only found the documentary and chaos theory ones to be on S2's level - but it's still a good to great season of television, and my resentments

I don't really know how this movie is going to do now that it's not in theaters, but speaking as someone who saw it in theaters, it's one of the few movies that I can say was actually carried by its spectacle. Most of the time movies that say that, like Transformers, are actually pretty shit, but PacRim was just so

Eh, the legacy's already messy. When I recommend Community I have to say "it gets pretty dicey in season 3 and season 4 is a pale imitation," so it's not like the show isn't already toting around an asterisk.

Well, this is the only "sequel" episode that has been announced, and while a lot of guest stars may seem like fanservice, all it functionally means is that there will be a number of non-cast member characters that need to be played by someone (and besides, a lot of the guest stars aren't even fan bait, bar Nathan

It's such a weird phenomenon that I find myself rooting for Marvel movies to do well financially. Something about the commercial synergy and sheer brand power of the cinematic universe activates some little capitalist node in my brain that makes me cheer for huge box offices. I mean, all of the movies are at least