I don’t care about Jagged Little Pill. I came to say that “You Can’t Do That on Television” is one of the best TV children’s sketch shows ever.

I’ve discovered that selectively following very few humans and a lot of animals has eliminated 99% of trolldom in my timeline.

Nope but on an unrelated note, they did get a new library with a nice plaque.

1. They didn’t fabricate information (maybe), but they did massage the hell out of the facts, hired coaches and writers to polish up applications, etc. It’s not fake, but it ain’t exactly real, either

1. Did they fabricate information and gain unearned admission?
2. Are you suggesting that this type of bribery is also okay?
It sounds like you’re justifying their behavior because they can afford it. Meanwhile:

Fair enough. Let’s see what she does as a result of this. Will she use this as an opportunity to take stock of her privilege or will she capitalize on it to sell some beauty products on Instagram? I know which one I’m betting on.

Call me old-fashioned, but I find the word ‘influencer’ to be unnecessary when we already had the word ‘shill’, which was a perfectly good word for the exact same thing.

Here’s why you should not feel sorry for Olivia Jade. Rich, white kids like her completely buy and sell the lie that the US is meritocracy. I will to bet she thinks she deserved to be at USC (and she has to be involved because posed for pictures for crew) and I bet she thinks this is all unfair. But Legacy admissions…

Each individual IS the arbiter of substance for them. No one owes you a duty to perform anything, but if they want to be seen a certain way, then you do have to do something to indicate you are the way you want to be seen. If all you put out is shallow bullshit, it is NOT unreasonable for people to come to the…

Judging someone based on the content of their character is exactly what is happening here. And if the content of someone’s character is so vapid and void of any substance, we should judge away. No one needs to like that.

MY GOD, we get it. You’re better than us because you care so much about the privileged brat who’s the subject of this write-up:

It’s been a dog’s age since I listened to the first season of Serial. I remember coming away from it with two distinct impressions:

I binged the first season of Serial like everyone else, but yeah, the fan girling over Syed was appalling. Like, she legit gets excited over the things he says. She just seemed so gullible.

Look, you’re never going to convince people like this that a fetus isn’t a fully developed person who can feed themselves and get a job in 2 months if only their mamma didn’t execute them.

Breastmilk tastes like watery almond milk - it’s surprisingly sweet but much thinner than cow’s milk. Source: my boobs.

Eating a placenta = no thanks.

Kate, evidently, has learned nothing from Ariana Grande:

No, she only sounds ‘stupid’ if you have white supremacist ideals of English language usage. Because it’s a living language with multiple colonized cultures participating in the growth of the language her usage is no less valid than that of an upper middleclass suburbanite’s, nor an Australian aboriginal’s, nor the…

You found the root of the objection - nimby.

On another note, haven’t they done studies of the effects of LSD on veterans w PTSD?  And haven’t the results been.....  good?