I refuse to judge B. Smith’s husband.  If you haven’t lived it you have no vote, opinion or advice to offer.  

Girl, same. Particularly this:

The emotional labor (and actual labor) is so real.

I had a holiday party with my family today so made some cookies. Okay 5 dozen but whatever.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

2017 was a year to remember, but also a year to try to forget. My good pal, her roommate and I went to bar in which the bartender was covering our drinks.

Well, first of all, she was 47 when she married him. So it’s not like her daughters were 8 (probably). And she wasn’t very maternal, yet had two kids. Maybe she didn’t really want to have kids, but “that’s what everyone does,” and she had them grudgingly. Hell, we’re STILL putting this pressure on people, and it’s 50…

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

And her thoughts on women “setting themselves up to get raped”.  Because I’d love to see an update on that one too. 

Coral is definitely one of those colors best taken in small doses. A coral vase? Count me in. A coral couch? Nope nope nope.

The Good Place got a fourth season?

I have a pair of jeans from old navy from 2010 or 2011 that I still wear. They do seem to be getting a tad thin around the rivets, but I think I’ve gotten my money’s worth. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He’s especially good at the following commands:

Some births are deadly, no matter HOW much “primal instinct” you have. I watched a live-stream of a shelter/feral cat attempting to give birth, and after the second hour of struggling and pushing, the person running the show said, “nope, something’s wrong, taking her to the vet.” Turns out that the first of her 4…

I get mistrust of the US health care system. I really do. But it wasn’t THAT long ago that childbirth was a leading cause of death for women. Forgive the expression, but don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.

relevant:

I can get that it feels like a betrayal to your own kind, and that’s messed up. But it’s kind of like blaming the other woman more than your husband when he’s the one who cheated on you.

Nahhhhhh. It’s never more a woman’s fault than it is the man’s. Are they absolutely complicit? Yes. Are they trying to hold on to the sliver of power doled out to them? Yes. But you’re never going to change the power structure until you can get women like that the status they crave from other means. They do it for…

I used to do this every now and then but it’s been a couple years at this point.. so for old times’ sake, here is a list I’ve compiled of some of my all time favorite Gwyneth Paltrow quotes from over the years:

I prefer the reclaiming that one person in our Handmaids Tale Dragoncon Costuming group does: she has one of those inflatable T-Rex costumes, and made herself Ofrex. Nothing is funnier than the waving, wobbling, white-bonneted head of an inflatable T Rex bopping along as she runs along the side of our somber group…