SPLOOSH.

Even if you’re not angry about this, it’s definitely not “funny.” It’s just so boring. This isn’t even a bad joke... it’s a non-joke.

Vapid, drunk frat boy humor is always super hilarious and totally original, amirite?? *high-five*

You probably think Dane Cook is hilarious, don’t you?

Come on guys, it’s Just A Joke™

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

Hopefully she’s a good enough kisser for him. He’s been practicing.

He’s better than Affleck?

HOW ARE YOU ALL OKAY WITH THIS?? JLO DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS. Also thanks male for keeping up with the gossip of the day.

Missy Elliott taught me that if, after careful consideration I wanted to work it, I would need to put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Sage advice, indeed.

I love that Alicia is still not wearing makeup. Like, if she does, great! Fine! I do 60% of the time. But I think that this is a good, smart, empowering move for young women to see.

I didn’t really like KS, but she’s grown on me. She’s still not my favorite actress, but as a human being she is cool. I have respect and good vibes to her. I also love her style. A lot of my resistance to not liking her in retrospect is bc she was not being able to be who she really was—I dig the real her. No one…

The problem is everyone thinks they are making their own choices to some extent. And the more you have freedom of choice the more you are probably coming from a place of power and privilege. I mean it really undermines the whole concept of feminism if we ignore that a lot of our choices are based on society’s…

Also it’s weird that no one is posting her follow up comment in that same interview. Literally as part of her very next question when she agrees with Tavi that it’s ultimately not against feminism.

This is a tough call as I think Justin Timberlake should be muted all the time. Can’t stop that feeling!

I don’t give a fuck about Emma Watson but she was interviewing Tavi Gevinson and asking her a question about the potential conflict. She never said definitively Beyonce wasn’t a feminist nor did she bash her. They were both praising her in that interview. She made an effort to discuss the potential conflict people on…

Mistral. In the Windows 95-era, Mistral was THE SHIT.

I like it. It’s pretty. And the pedantry around here. Sheesh.

Where have you gone, Marc Summers
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.