Hey now, Papyrus has it’s uses, i.e. when you want to caption an Avatar gif.

Relevant.

My preferred font in high school was “typewriter.”

Why just stick with Comic Sans or Papyrus when you can have the best of both worlds?

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

You like to talk about yourself in the third person in post after post: I’m not sure you’re in a position to talk about an irritating voice.

Day One, but there are lots of other ones out there, too.

I use Day One, but there are others out there. I cannot say digital journaling has improved the quality of my journaling, but it is certainly easier for men to read and find things.

Thank goodness they are phasing out the orca shows slowly over the course of a few years! I would hate to see the terrible ramifications of ending orca shows too quickly. I mean, it is essential that we get rid of the ACA immediately without any alternative healthcare system in place. Those sorts of things just…

I think it may be one of those “impossible to remove all risk from life” situations.

Over eating fast food. Buying Chinese made shit you don’t need at Walmart. Buying more house and SUV than needed in order to impress others. Putting “Support our troops” stickers on said vehicles, completely ignoring the fact that they’re part of the reason there are troops deployed. Overly complicated coffee…

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

oh, well done!

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

I wonder will this style of show survive the next four years with the real deal in the White House? I feel like this stuff is about to get less fun and seem way less escapist than it has, like maybe we’ll finally find our sense of disgust and a gag reflex, again.

Not as heavy the shadow cast by the superior Roxane Gay, whose shadow Lindy continues to live in.

That was way harsh, Tai.

So basically...men are uncontrollable rapists who will use every opportunity to assault you and you should have known that you stupid, stupid girl. But also, don’t be so mean and think all men are rapists. Obviously, calling out a man’s deplorable behavior is just as bad as the behavior itself.