“The demonstration, along with the way it came about, suggests to me that none of these people really know what they’re trying to say, nor do they really understand what Colin Kaepernick is protesting.”

I think it’s because people who like to be total wet blanket killjoys are the minority.

Clinton campaign’s hand-picked moderators. #ducking

Gotta admit, that usually wins and unwinable argument.

This is the National Football League, not the Nipples of Females & Labias!! Stick to sports!!!!

I’m a big fan of the 3 seashells method, although it won’t be in vogue until some time before 2032.

I’m a big fan of the 3 seashells method, although it won’t be in vogue until some time before 2032.

Seriously. Are we really trying to get offended by her comments because, in addition to the spot-on and seemingly genuine message of “being yourself” she, a 70-something from the Smoky Mountains, also says “the gays”?! Oh the horror! I must clutch my pearls and be pretend angry!

His fight was with Blaine Gabbert, and it’s a fight he lost. That’s the key takeaway from all of this in my mind.

Hellooooooooo, Bill Clinton!

America’s Shameful Youth Development Exposed When 40 Kids Lose To Xabi Alonso And Arturo Vidal

“I wish it were 1825...and I would not put my gun in the air, I guarantee you, I would not be (Alexander) Hamilton. I would point it right between his eyes.”

OMG TEN MORE TO GO!!!!

Oh yeah, he’s getting a big time pass for this one. No one is mentioning how douchey he is; no one is saying it’s an embarrassment; and no one is writing negative articles about it. There was even a supportive hashtag for him that was trending for hours called #LOVE4GabbyUSA

Dear Deadspin,

Jimmy Feigen was then acquired by Univision and he will cease to exist beginning next week. 😢

The fox is in the henhouse!!!!!

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

I’m in the middle of a heated debate with my wife. Please help us settle this. Did Van Niekerk just run across 400 meters of terrain faster than any human in the history of our species?

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