Have you all been successful in wiping Green Lantern from your memory? Please - PLEASE - tell me how you did it!
Have you all been successful in wiping Green Lantern from your memory? Please - PLEASE - tell me how you did it!
Don’t get me wrong - Catwoman was gawdaweful, but it was nowhere near the utter and complete trainwreck that was Batmanslaughter vs Space Jesus.
I would say Catwoman is the worse superhero movie since Howard the Duck isn't a superhero movie.
A bit of hyperbole with Highlander 2 being one of the worst films of all time.
As Canadian who grew up in the late 90s, I remember Elisha Cuthbert as one of the hosts of Popular Mechanics For Kids.
The small but crucial difference between comic book character and superhero comes into play there. Howard doesn’t have any powers, just a tiny dick and a passing knowledge of quack-fu.
I don’t even think there’s a comparison here with how much better Catwoman is than Steel. You want sexist? Steel has a scene where Shaq goes to get the help of an old friend in a wheelchair, and when she says no, he just picks her up chair and all and drags her to her new home, a literal dump in LA. Guess he knows…
Oh gods, I forgot about Elektra.
You’re going to need to throw a lot more specifications on that title. Needs to be “Hollywood big budget” to avoid stuff like Black Cougar or 3 Dev Adam, needs “in the last 20 years” on there to dodge Supergirl or Steel, should probably have “from DC or Marvel” to get around shit like The Spirit, and even then, even…
Also, Supergirl seems to be written by someone who either has never met a woman, or just fucking hates them. The villain is a witch who obtains an object of immeasurable power, that can let her make real magic spells. What’s the first thing she does? Try to take over the world, or at least the tri-county area? Nope,…
I bring the Alba thing up all the time! In fact, I brought it up recently when I got into an argument here with someone after I said the only reason anyone had a problem with casting a black man as Johnny was because they were racist. At least they cast Jordan because he could act, had charisma, and was having a…
I’m skeptical of this guys channel because he has a 20 minute video about how Return of the Jedi sucks.
Speaking of Human Torch, everyone loses their damn mind when they cast a black guy as Johnny Storm, meanwhile they stuck a blonde wig and blue contact lenses on Jessica Alba and nobody talks about how fucked up that kind of is.
Pretty sure “Catwoman” only gets the crown because humanity has collectively agreed to forget that “Elektra” ever existed.
I wrote a 2500+ word review of Catwoman in January on my blog Flash Cinema at afilmaday.com in January for “So Bad, It Is Good? month. I also did a 2800+ word one for Howard the Duck.. Between the two, I think you would be hard-pressed to say which is the worse superhero movie.
OK, now I’m going to say it: Chris Evans was a decent Human Torch.
My vote for worst is Fantastic Four from 2005. It is weird, in that I’d describe it as an inaction movie. A film about four superheroes desperately trying to avoid doing anything super or heroic.
Howard The Duck?
I felt bad for Mis-Teeq. After a string of UK hits, they thought they’d finally fulfil the dream of many British pop acts of “breaking America”, thinking their moment had come when Scandalous was going to be featured prominently in a Hollywood superhero blockbuster movie ... but alas ...