Thank you, Ted. That was the joke.

It’s funny how everyone talks about that fact that emits a lot of NOx’s but noone really talks about the fact that diesel engines also produces dihydrogen monoxide, and the thing about dihydrogen monoxide is that every single person who has contact with it dies. No exceptions.

Sorry, I forgot to fire the sarcasm flare.

I have a Grom as well as a full sized 600cc bike. The Grom is confidence building, especially if you are shorter. If you are taller (like me) it will feel closer to a scooter (I say that with love, not hate). The light weight makes it much less intimidating and you can easily catch yourself if you start going down.…

Not a lot. You typically have fire-resistant overalls, gloves for picking stuff up off the track, and sturdy (safety or hiking) boots. Nothing that would do a great job in protecting you from flying debris.

Sitting in another man’s farts like a peasant.

Just move. There are other parts of the country where you don’t have people who are so pretentious. Years ago I lived in a stuck up condo that did not like my MG. They kept putting abandoned car notices on the car that was driven frequently because they did not like the look of it. I eventually just moved and was a…

plot twist: hyper cars are camera cars. First episode to be a hauler comparison.

Wrong country, but decent attempt at a joke.

I saw this on Reddit earlier, sooo many people claiming to know how backfire works and getting it totally wrong.

This.

A V8 Supercar is absolutely not a “drag racer”. In fact, hardcore acceleration from a standing start is not at all what it is designed to do.

Yeah. Me? I just like to ride and eat. Eat to ride! Ride to eat!

Neither. The craving for social media likes is an insatiable beast.

It's like those guys who take pictures of everything they eat. A lot of times the pictures are incredible enough that I want to take a knife and fork to my screen. Then I wonder, are they getting more joy out the food that they're about to eat? Or does the picture that they take about the food provide more joy than…

Ah, fair enough. It’s def a lot of work and I didn’t post nearly as much before I was a journalist.

1999-2006 era Toyota Celica. Especially the 140 horsepower version.