A jump box; LOL. Ok, go ahead- see if it’ll turn over. Go on. I want to see this. What’s that? Yes; of course I’ll hold your beer.

It simply can’t be topped:

Nah, just buy a 3’ long pipe, screw on a connector and wider end that fits over a 1” box wrench, and you’re fine. That’ll give you all the torque your bolts and/or sockets can take.

Huge News Discovery: Old cars are not as safe as new cars in accidents.

Clearly Tavarish is the savior of the poor.

I once tried to sell my car on Kijiji and immediately started receiving text messages about various animal fact. It’s been over a year and I still received them sometimes. Never again.

Here’s the breakdown of events:

Retro? The gas-powered Honda Super Cub still looks like that today (if you squint)!

Keep your political shit out of our cars.

This is Jalopnik, you’re looking for Gawker.

So... this technology renders the vehicle safe to drive behind Volkswagens?

Unfortunately, not all bioweapons attacks come from outside.

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

I just made this particular one. Good, or not harsh enough?

We should sue Porsche for not installing passenger controls.

Yeah, I hope a judge dismisses this case in one second. It’s not like the Porsche made the driver go 40+ over the speed limit. And any vehicle going that speed hitting an object will look like a crumpled soda can.

I thoroughly enjoy how useless you just rendered this article. Bravo. On to the next “Dieselgate” article.

Fun story about ice breakers: they are often dual hull designs (and ice breaking bow and keel on one end and an open water bow and keel on the other) because icebreaker hulls are terrible in open water so they are designed to turn around in open water and sail one way and then flip around completely when they get to…

It looks a heck of a lot like a Bell rocket belt. I wrote a book about the history of the technology and don’t recall his name popping up. Hence, I suspect he is just posing in it.

Only if they are really grilled in those design reviews. If they followed a plausible plan that was decided up way up stream and said they got it to work because of revision A,B,&C it would just be on to the next slide unless someone chose to question them hard. If they are not we could be looking at as few as two…