He's probably like that because of all the tryptofan. 

Leave poor Ezra Miller alone! When's the last time you've heard of them terrorizing anyone? They're doing their best! 

“The Queens district attorney’s office issued a statement of its own today, noting that, ‘No one is above the law’”

I don’t know how the reporting on THIS story would be different, as it is a responsible and even-handed reporting job.

Right. Because cheating is absolutely akin...to arson. Right. Your analogy totally works better than mine.

I love your enthusiasm. Gilroyites unite! 

One can be a Star Wars fan without being interested in TV series about every character in the galaxy, believe it or not. 

That's great, I think it's awesome when people are mature enough to act like adults and avoid unnecessary confrontation like that. 

...I said to my six year old. 

Right, because men have been hurting women for centuries with impunity so now it’s...their turn?

There’s a legal definition, as you know, and a literal definition. One can be argued, one literally cannot. You simply cannot engage with those who say it was not assault under any circumstances. These people are arguing in bad faith and I pray they don't have children. 

It’s certainly understandable, but it’s not *right* no matter where the impulse comes from. Hell, on an emotional level I think the guy deserved it! But if it were a man hitting a woman, I would never condone it...which is admittedly patriarchal thinking. So how about we say hitting is just not an appropriate way to…

Yes you do!!!!

Are you fucking kidding me? Really? So by that logic, let’s say I put my life on the line being, say, a firefighter to make money to feed my family. My wife cheats on me. So I’m therefore justified in popping her one?

I would sum up the AV Club as going from “appreciating the Muppets on a deeper level than you” to “THE MUPPETS ARE CORRUPT TOOLS OF THE PATRIARCHY!”

Apparently you can, though, if the person does something really gross. 

I definitely get a Lennon/McCartney vibe from them. But who knows.

This article is incredibly even-handed. Seriously, well done. This is good pop culture reporting.

Welcome to the 2022 AV Club. Just be thankful the article wasn't another Jezebel piece passed off as one appropriate to this website. 

Well, let's not bring on new, shiny happy commenters. Let's leave them in the greys! Yay Kinja!