I would expect nothing less from the visionary behind The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. 

Why do I have CCR playing in my head all of a sudden? 

An odd choice for a TMNT solo series, but I'll take it. 

The 90s were not a fun time to be mentally ill.

A tragic death under tragic circumstances. It’s a miracle no one else was hurt in the car accident. Even if she was at fault (via driving OUI), she paid the ultimate price--giving her a ton of posthumous shit is a little pointless, not to mention tasteless. RIP. 

And he had dead eyes. 

That’s so dumb. Captain America is the MCU’s Jesus expy. 

Shitty Jesus Allegory is a great band name. 

I'd pay almost anything for something to distract my child for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES so I can actually get stuff done. So whatever to this, basically. 

I’m tired of all this Federalist bullshit. France is America’s natural ally, and England is our natural enemy! Huzzah!

Ah, yes. Loligo Giganticus. With a razor sharp beak, that can tear steel as easily as I tear a croissant...

Stealing the Undertaker's gimmick is just tasteless. 

Yeah, Gordon JUMP.

The death penalty would be too good for this asshole. 

Spoiler: Jennette McCurdy is V'Ger and WE are The Creator.