The possibilities in life are endless when your a kid and your parents have dough.

People like that will never get a clue. They’re moral morons.

The problem is that it’s totally different styles of driving.

Early in her career she was definitely the first, by the time she was the second she had reached the peak of #1 but it didn’t matter anymore. She had hit rockstar status.

Might have been the best night of her life.

Looks like they were fighting for the FlorBama White Trash Belt.

And thank you for reviving my dreams.

Well, thanks for ruining my dreams of the past.

This is what I imagine flying in the 60's and 70's was like.

There was a small brewery in the Carolina’s that did a CannaBeer a few years back and it was awesome. I had kicked IPA’s at that point in my life, but that was a summer full of them.

I think thats the best thing about Gordon. He plays it up for TV, but he is the friendliest guy and has an awesome sense of humor.

I have 2 things to say about Guy.

I ask myself this almost every day as I sit with clients.

I find this exchange especially funny because he’s also been texting a girl I work with relentlessly as well.

It is actually the cheapest franchise to open. Last time we checked them out they were only $100k.

Quizno’s is hit and miss and I would never support anything that advertised their proud Jersey heritage. It makes me think it’s going to be white trash before I walk in, and then I’m proven correct without a doubt when I do.

There are only a few outcomes that can be certain;

Exactly.

Are you out of your fucking mind! Why on earth would you pay these assholes the respect and create pamphlets so they know that their hate speech isn’t protected.

PR 101 says you show up to the donut passing out session with a bunch of the Subway breakfast sandwiches.