I don’t think you understand what a variable is.

I also think it’s funny because the cost of food at these places is constantly rising anyways. I’m sure the increases aren’t being shared with the employees.

I’ve got to admit, that formula does seem very simple.

Your first 2 paragraphs don’t account for human nature.

2 things;

I hate to defend the police generally, but that doesn’t seem like 104mph, and the guy who got hit was illegally using and changing lanes.

Hey, you don’t have to sell me on that plan. I think Porsche is in the very unique position that they can be more creative than almost any manufacturer in the world and short of a total abomination of an automobile, it will be grabbed up before you realize it was even produced and for more than seems reasonable.

Singer is making it for them.

My girlfriend says that if we are going to have a dinner for celebrities we like, she is inviting Krishna from Weediquette on Viceland, and I get to invite Monkey.

I said it before and I’ll say it again. The best thing they could do with the Tonight Show is get rid of ultra bland Fallon and just replace all of his time with a 2hr musical performance by The Roots.

My girlfriend wants to adopt this cat and rename him, Go Cubs Go, Fuck the St Louis Cardinals.

If by foreign born you mean Russian, I agree.

Actually, I might be more inclined to park in large garages if I knew the people who parked like fucktards were forced to exit the structure from the 7th floor.

They can, and will, still be totally racist.

At $55k I don’t see that Cayman appreciating beyond it’s purchase price at all, ever.

It’s like race car drivers who try to win practice.

I know the story refers to this guy as a loser, and his smug face doesn’t exactly refute your allegations, but he did get 6 women to date him presumably in a very short period of time. And if there is one thing I have learned, if they’ll go on a date with you, they haven’t ruled out fucking you.

I would love a Beat and might be hard pressed not to buy one if the right car presented itself at the right time,

Don’t kink shame.

My neighbor bought a refreshed version brand new in the early 2000's. If I remember correctly, window sticker on that was like $90k. That was no meager sum 17 years ago.