Hey Patrick, if you’re ever hard-pressed to find enough stories, you should just do this:

Your life sounds hard

This guy posts this kind of shit and I’m still in the grey?

but y

Out of curiosity, does Ford offer “American Delivery” as an option? We should really be selling the Germans on the idea of the Great American Road Trip when we sell them a Mustang.

This needs no introduction...

Yeah man. Don't do anything to make us Mazda owners climd any higher on teh lisb

Obligatory.

and doesn’t even check on the other driver. Fuck this guy.

I typed it into the Googles and this was the first link that came up.

“Earth Dreams.”

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

Options:

For the “new cars are too expensive” crowd, this car is $12-14k in today’s dollars.

They’re floor mats.

But they wouldn’t come with a factory warranty!!!

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”