Cruze SS hatchback with awd and a hot 2 liter turbo please.

Surprisingly good looking, even in that ugly color. Now let’s hope for an SS model.

Can you come by and push my clutch in every morning? It’ll just take a second.

Clearly you don’t understand how this works....

If your answer isn’t Ford flattie with finned heads, you’re doing this wrong.

Shout out to prewar engines:

I know a worm who is down on his luck and just needs a cheap way to get to the doctor.

Yet it’s the Amish who went out on a limb with places like Intercourse and Blue Balls.

His name has 3 fucking accents in it, do you really assume he’s an American?

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

Full size work trucks. Its absurd how expensive trucks have gotten. Want a stripped out, bare bones, V8 4x4 F150? $32k. Who needs fancy leather in a work truck, and who wants to spend $32k on a work truck.

Nearly every intersection here in Baltimore is like a Heroin Cirque du Soleil. The slow-motion feats of balance have to be seen to be believed. While I’ve seen my share of face-plants that would kill most people, I can’t believe a human can lean that far and not fall over.

Wait.... are you being sarcastic? Because geography is like..... the only thing that creates diversity.

mfw my entire economy was destroyed by a mid-pack Big 12 university

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

All good tips but the biggest one for me is: Ride as if you are invisible. But not dance like no one is watching, but extreme defensive riding. Assume no one sees you and they will turn in front of you and prepare for that to happen.

If you’re going to get a VW TDI, why not get the ‘screw you, I don’t care about the environment, I just like torque’ version - the V10 TDI Touareg?

I dare you Doug. I double dare you to get a Brodozer. Any infact. You can find one on the net with endless options, and prices. Resale will be easy with all the bros out there.

10/10, would hoon