I must have missed this one. But I would offer up a 4-banger, 2wd, stick-shift, regular cab toyota pickup/tacoma as candidate for this.

Hasta la Pista, baby.

The only thing I’m Pista bout is that I can’t afford one.

I will never doubt the 2wd escape’s capability again.

Also

people who bought a normal hellcat expecting to have the most powerful muscle car ever.

The oleg cassini is the right answer to this question.

Definitely this. I remember reading a few years ago that Subaru’s demographic was actually surprisingly affluent. When we bought my wife’s outback L.L. bean (used) we compared it to used 3-series and volvo wagons, and while both of them were subjectively better than the subaru, they weren’t better enough to justify…

Shouldn’t Rob Holland be turning this into a race car?

but what would they SOUND like?
I was hoping for an exhaust clip.

as an aside. I didn’t realize that the GXP’s even had an automatic option. So there’s that.

At first I was like “Automatic CP”

I’m going to have to take a neon this one and think about it for a bit.

Pretty much

Or.... and hear me out on this....

Noone will confuse your TVR with a 1993 nissan stanza either.

I’m upset that I had to scroll down this far to find this.

too much VW, and too common. Every Kardashian and Lohan has one. At least the Arnage was on a Bentley chassis, and looked like a proper classic Bentley.

The Bentley is the right choice. Even if it is the BMW powered version.

Because He’s currently picking flakes of runs out of his eyes from his wagoneer.