I love this idea. Instead of a supercar killer, build the worlds slowest boxster and let then watch jalopnik explode in internet car guy rage.

Whitewalls on a mobile missile launcher, Classy and retro. Nicely done China.

I’m going NP because:

I’m going to guess you didn’t read the whole article. You realize that he’s not talking about walking in with 267 benjamins, but “cash buyer” meaning that funding for the car is not done by financing at the dealer (I.E.: credit union loan, bank check, wire transfer, private loan, ect). Also, no reserve, and no back…

The vehicle speaks lends credibility to it, no plate needed...

I’m going to patent “cone” shaped wheels and tires for this crowd. 21” diameter at the outer face, 17” at the inside. All the stance you want, and an nice even contact patch to make jalops’ heads explode.

to deflect falling chuncks of dirt and rocks (roost) thrown up by the bikes in front of them

Came here for this, Imma let you finish but...

You’d have to find one of the 7 ZDX’s acura actually managed to sell.

This is such a great sales pitch that now I want to get in on the Saudi order too. Do they take discover?

supermarket.

unless you have a 2015.

because unlike Alaska, no one here has any f’in clue how to drive on a slippery road. Or that snow tires even exist. Every time I tell people I run snow tire in the winter I get “ Well my car has all seasons which are good in snow... right?”

...sold the property to a party bag man for hockey rinks

Immediately what I thought. I would bet its entry fees that this would be a Class c with a few laps or a slightly possibly a class b with 0 penalty laps. I doubt the budget would be scrutineered with this abomination. In fact, I think the judges have openly stated that audi v8 swaps are highly encouraged.

Reluctant CP. About $1000 lower and it would be NP all day.

Those guys were probably engineers.

Our LeMons Merkur needed to be in neutral to crank. It was infuriating. A pair of wire cutters fixed that problem.

I believe I read somewhere that these readings aren’t all actually from sending units, but are based on a modeling algorithm.

I was at the LeMons race at MMC where you paced us for the start in the P4/5. What a beautiful car. Only a true gearhead would bring that out to run pace laps for a field of crap cars. It was awesome. Thanks.

+10 internets for you today sir!